I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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