I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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