Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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