I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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