So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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