i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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