Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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