grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize