Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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