Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
