Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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