Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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