FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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