I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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