Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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