But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she looked like the before picture.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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