you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
