I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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