69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Too much gin, very little bucket
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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