somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
she peed on how many people?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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