I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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