I think i sorta joined a cult last night
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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