At least make sure they are 18
Why
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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