Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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