I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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