Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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