i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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