"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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