did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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