my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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