I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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