Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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