so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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