I got chris browned last night
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You ruined the universe
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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