I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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