Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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