She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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