I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
then he tried to convert me to islam
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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