so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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