They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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