Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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