Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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