How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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