I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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