It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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