dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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