I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize