Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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