wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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