No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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