Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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