No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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