Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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