There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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