Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just googled if crying burns calories
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
