you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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